Mens Zombies Eat Brains so You’re Safe Funny T Shirt Sarcastic Humor Halloween
$9.99








Price: $9.99
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Product description
Here at Crazy Dog Tshirts, Halloween is one of our favorite holidays! 





Here at Crazy Dog T-Shirts, Halloween is one of our favorite holidays! We have tees for all of the men, women, boys and ghouls in your life. Are you expecting a lil’ pumpkin this autumn? Show off your baby bump in one of our Halloween maternity shirts! Looking for a funny Halloween tee for a party or a cute design to highlight your witchy side? We have tshirts for all of the ghost, vampire and monster fans. Just in it for the Halloween candy? No tricks, just awesome tshirts here!
Crazy Dog T-Shirts are made from the finest quality garments, making our shirts the softest, most comfortable apparel you’ll ever wear. In addition to superior materials, our top notch printing process and high quality inks result in durable, well crafted clothing that will be sure to hold up well in the wash. Our Halloween collection is no exception! Dripping with hilarious All Hallow’s day spirit, our shirts, socks, mitts, and aprons are sure to make a statement no matter where you choose to lay your bones this Halloween. For hilariously scary apparel, look no further.
We sell all types of apparel and home décor. From hats to mugs to towels to ties we have what you need to express your unique style. Our spooktacular series of October themed products are guaranteed to help you celebrate this ghoulish holiday with flaire. Don’t be a halloweiner, check out the Halloween section of our Amazon Store!
Product Dimensions : 9 x 9 x 0.5 inches; 8 ounces
Item model number : 99eatbrains
Department : mens
Date First Available : July 12, 2013
Manufacturer : Crazy Dog Tshirts
ASIN : B0BFG26C24
Best Sellers Rank: #77,122 in Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry (See Top 100 in Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry) #441 in Men’s Novelty T-Shirts #15,720 in Men’s Fashion
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Customers say
Customers find the t-shirt well-made, with a vibrant color that doesn’t fade and soft material that gets laughs every time they wear it. The shirt fits great and makes a good gift for zombie lovers, with one customer noting it’s perfect for a long torso. While some customers say the size is good, others mention it runs small, and opinions about the material thickness are mixed, with several noting it’s thin.
13 reviews for Mens Zombies Eat Brains so You’re Safe Funny T Shirt Sarcastic Humor Halloween
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Brad –
Fit just right
Great quality
Melissa –
Comfortable!
Fit true to size and a very soft material.
jan –
Fun shirt
My nephew loved the shirt!
R.and T.K. McAmis –
Great t shirt but runs small
Love this t shirt! Only issue is they seem to run a bit small. Size up unless you want a tight fit.
Richard L. –
Love it
Fits well and feels nice. And insults the people I talk to. It’s a win-win!
wes –
it works nicely
its what I asked for
LS78 –
t-shirt xxl
the t-shirt fits well, it’s light weight and comfortable. very happy with this purchase.
Keyman –
Cool shirt!
This was purchased for a friend as a humorous statement for her kids — and she loved it. Packaging was great, shipping was fast, and the seller is super! Thanks much
Lmontesinos73 –
La talla corresponde a lo que indica, la calidad de la camiseta está bien, ni muy gruesa ni muy fina. El estampado está bien hecho,
John W Hebbert –
Bought as a present,he loves it,fits well looks great
Deborah Cox –
Good customer service.
Rena C. –
The shirt is very soft and fits a little on the bigger size. But great quality
FMM –
Esattamente come da descrizione. Cotone buono nella media. taglia ok